South Park by Art Ravers
D ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY. - THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - ANYONE - - IN ASSOCIATION WITH... - ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - J THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - J REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - K FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - K ARE IMPERSONATED - ARE IMPERSONATED - 7 THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - R CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - O AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - P SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - SPACE=CHANGE PICTURE,RUN-STOP=QUIT... - GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK, GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME.. WELCOME TO THE SOUTH PARK DEMO BY MERMAN OF OZONE IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE ART RAVERS, WAYNE AND HELEN WOMERSLEY! FIRST UP IS A PICTURE BY MERMAN OF THE SOUTH PARK SIGN, WHICH APPEARS IN THE SHOW.. IT CHANGES COLOUR - SOMETIMES YELLOW, SOMETIMES GREY. AND FOR CHRISTMAS I GOT A BIG CUDDLY CARTMAN FROM MY BROTHER! SKY ARE NOW SHOWING THE SECOND SERIES, INCLUDING THE REVEALING FIRST NEW EPISODE "CARTMAN'S MUM IS STILL A SLUT!" - HERE WE HAVE TWO BEST BUDDIES, STAN AND KYLE. THEY ARE WAITING FOR THE SCHOOL BUS, DRIVEN BY THAT INCREDIBLY NASTY WOMAN. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, STAN GETS SICK EVERY TIME HIS GIRLFRIEND SPEAKS TO HIM AND IS THE BRAINS OF THE OPERATION. (WELL, SORT OF!) KYLE IS JEWISH, WHICH HIS FRIENDS NEVER LET HIM FORGET, AND HE ALSO BELIEVES IN SOMETHING RATHER STRANGE - MR HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO, WHO GIVES PRESENTS TO THOSE WHO GO TO THE LOO PROPERLY! TRE PARKER AND MATT STONE (THE WRITERS) ARE VERY WEIRD! - NEXT UP IS POOR OLD KENNY. IN EVERY EPISODE (EXCEPT ONE) HE ENDS UP GETTING KILLED! AND WHEN HE DIES, ALONG COME SOME PSYCHOTIC MICE AND RATS TO CHEW HIM UP EVEN FURTHER. YUCK! HE EVEN WON STAN'S GRANDFATHER A PRIZE ON AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS. THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS RUN OVER BY A TRAIN. HIS MOST NOTABLE CHARACTERISTICS HAVE TO BE THE HOOD OF HIS RAINCOAT, WHICH MUFFLES EVERYTHING HE SAYS, AND THE FACT EVERYONE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HIS FAMILY BEING POOR, PARTICULARLY AT THANKSGIVING. MEAN! - ERIC CARTMAN IS FAT, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER IS AND HE COULD DO WITH SOME THERAPY - AFTER ALL, HE HOLDS DOLL TEA PARTIES IN HIS BACK GARDEN! THE FUNNIEST THINGS HAPPEN TO HIM - LIKE WHEN HE GOT AN ALIEN PROBE IN PART OF HIS ANATOMY (OUCH!) HE EVEN GOT SENT TO ETHIOPIA. IN THE EPISODE WEIGHT GAIN 4000, HE WINS AN ESSAY CONTEST AND GOES ON A RIGOUROUS DIET PLAN TO LOOK GOOD ON TV. ONLY TROUBLE IS, HE OVERDOSES ON THE WEIGHT GAIN POWDER.. AND HE THINKS HE LOOKS GOOD! BEEFCAKE! - SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS! IT'S CHEF, WHO GOT TO NUMBER ONE JUST AFTER CHRISTMAS WITH HIS CHEEKY NOVELTY RECORD. HE CAME TO SOUTH PARK TO OPEN A RESTAURANT, BUT SOMEHOW ENDED UP SERVING MEALS IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA, LIKE SALISBURY STEAK. YUMMY! WHENEVER THE KIDS NEED ADVICE, THEY TURN TO CHEF RATHER THAN THEIR OWN PARENTS OR THEIR VERY WEIRD TEACHER MR GARRISON, WHO GOES AROUND WITH A GLOVE PUPPET CALLED MR HAT ON HIS HAND! OF COURSE, ISAAC HAYES PROVIDES CHEF'S VOICE, AND HE SINGS A LOT.. - ..AND NOW A LITTLE SURPRISE. THE LAST THREE PICTURES WERE DRAWN BY THE ART RAVERS, BUT THIS ONE WAS "MODIFIED" BY MERMAN! IN ONE EPISODE, KENNY GETS ATTACKED BY ZOMBIE TURKEYS THAT ARE RUNNING WILD. HE COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD, AND STAN SHOOTS HIM.. "OH MY GOD! I KILLED KENNY!" I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THIS DEMO FULL OF FOUL-MOUTHED KIDS. PRESS SPACE TO WRAP THE DEMO, OR RUN-STOP TO SEE THE CREDITS.. - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - TTX*TUXUXVXTUVLULV W - IN ASSOCIATION WITHL.S - ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN - J THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - THIS DEMO -- EVEN THOSE BASED ON - J REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - REAL PEOPLE -- ARE ENTIRELY - K FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES - K ARE IMPERSONATED - ARE IMPERSONATED - 7 THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM - R CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE - O AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT - P SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY - SPACE=CHANGE PICTURE,RUN-STOP=QUITL. F - GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK, GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME.. WELCOME TO THE SOUTH PARK DEMO BY MERMAN OF OZONE IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE ART RAVERS, WAYNE AND HELEN WOMERSLEY! FIRST UP IS A PICTURE BY MERMAN OF THE SOUTH PARK SIGN, WHICH APPEARS IN THE SHOW..T C - IT CHANGES COLOUR - SOMETIMES YELLOW, SOMETIMES GREY. AND FOR CHRISTMAS I GOT A BIG CUDDLY CARTMAN FROM MY BROTHER! SKY ARE NOW SHOWING THE SECOND SERIES, INCLUDING THE REVEALING FIRST NEW EPISODE "CARTMAN'S MUM IS STILL A SLUT!" - HERE WE HAVE TWO BEST BUDDIES, STAN AND KYLE. THEY ARE WAITING FOR THE SCHOOL BUS, DRIVEN BY THAT INCREDIBLY NASTY WOMAN. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, STAN GETS SICK EVERY TIME HIS GIRLFRIEND SPEAKS TO HIM AND IS THE BRAINS OF THE OPERATION. (WELL, SORT OF!)P C - KYLE IS JEWISH, WHICH HIS FRIENDS NEVER LET HIM FORGET, AND HE ALSO BELIEVES IN SOMETHING RATHER STRANGE - MR HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO, WHO GIVES PRESENTS TO THOSE WHO GO TO THE LOO PROPERLY! TRE PARKER AND MATT STONE (THE WRITERS) ARE VERY WEIRD!/ F - NEXT UP IS POOR OLD KENNY. IN EVERY EPISODE (EXCEPT ONE) HE ENDS UP GETTING KILLED! AND WHEN HE DIES, ALONG COME SOME PSYCHOTIC MICE AND RATS TO CHEW HIM UP EVEN FURTHER. YUCK! HE EVEN WON STAN'S GRANDFATHER A PRIZE ON AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS.P C - THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS RUN OVER BY A TRAIN. HIS MOST NOTABLE CHARACTERISTICS HAVE TO BE THE HOOD OF HIS RAINCOAT, WHICH MUFFLES EVERYTHING HE SAYS, AND THE FACT EVERYONE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HIS FAMILY BEING POOR, PARTICULARLY AT THANKSGIVING. MEAN!T F - ERIC CARTMAN IS FAT, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER IS AND HE COULD DO WITH SOME THERAPY - AFTER ALL, HE HOLDS DOLL TEA PARTIES IN HIS BACK GARDEN! THE FUNNIEST THINGS HAPPEN TO HIM - LIKE WHEN HE GOT AN ALIEN PROBE IN PART OF HIS ANATOMY (OUCH!)X - HE EVEN GOT SENT TO ETHIOPIA. IN THE EPISODE WEIGHT GAIN 4L0C - , HE WINS AN ESSAY CONTEST AND GOES ON A RIGOUROUS DIET PLAN TO LOOK GOOD ON TV. ONLY TROUBLE IS, HE OVERDOSES ON THE WEIGHT GAIN POWDER.. AND HE THINKS HE LOOKS GOOD! BEEFCAKE!< C - SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS! IT'S CHEF, WHO GOT TO NUMBER ONE JUST AFTER CHRISTMAS WITH HIS CHEEKY NOVELTY RECORD. HE CAME TO SOUTH PARK TO OPEN A RESTAURANT, BUT SOMEHOW ENDED UP SERVING MEALS IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA, LIKE SALISBURY STEAK. YUMMY!P C - WHENEVER THE KIDS NEED ADVICE, THEY TURN TO CHEF RATHER THAN THEIR OWN PARENTS OR THEIR VERY WEIRD TEACHER MR GARRISON, WHO GOES AROUND WITH A GLOVE PUPPET CALLED MR HAT ON HIS HAND! OF COURSE, ISAAC HAYES PROVIDES CHEF'S VOICE, AND HE SINGS A LOT..P F - ..AND NOW A LITTLE SURPRISE. THE LAST THREE PICTURES WERE DRAWN BY THE ART RAVERS, BUT THIS ONE WAS "MODIFIED" BY MERMAN! IN ONE EPISODE, KENNY GETS ATTACKED BY ZOMBIE TURKEYS THAT ARE RUNNING WILD. HE COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD, AND STAN SHOOTS HIM..T C - "OH MY GOD! I KILLED KENNY!" I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THIS DEMO FULL OF FOUL-MOUTHED KIDS. PRESS SPACE TO WRAP THE DEMO, OR RUN-STOP TO SEE THE CREDITS.. -